The Royals have gathered at Balmoral where Camilla is determined to exact revenge on Theresa May, who's in Scotland to stop Nicola Sturgeon destroying the union. Charles is a hit with the Scots when it's revealed he's got nae skiddies under his kilt. Meanwhile Wills is shot by a wild Highland lassie, but who is this mysterious woman? Meghan Markle is thrilled to get a part in Hollyoaks but Pippa is determined to end Meghan and Harry's relationship - will she succeed?
